What’s the mace up to today?

1. Are all of the Posters of Success always up in the Oval changing room, or are they put up before the England team get there to remind them of all the momentum that they’ve built up?

2. I think all life’s achievements should be marked with a glitter ball on a length of scaffolding pole. It’s applicable to every circumstance.

   1. Particularly if you’re the construction worker in The Village People.

   2. http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k275/johnafirth/number_one_macecopy.jpg

      Strauss’ tash went a little awry, unfortunately.

   3. We thought it was Merv Hughes.

   4. OMG – Andy Flower is Graham Gooch’s evil twin.

   5. I thought of Merv too. I considered putting the leather cap on too, but that was after I’d finished, and couldnae be bothered to go back.

3. Strauss looks like he is wearing maternity trousers.

4. Not sure whether the poster is intending to parody Rodin or Bruce Forsyth

5. So how long have you decided to gloat? Huh? huh?

   1. We don’t really want to work to a deadline.

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