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The comments thinking you’re ripping on Wasim are fantastic.
Too soon!
“What a very disappointing article there from Wally Boxden” – That comment pwned the rest.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRMQNhgPJ8c
These comments – and those under the cricinfo thingy are frightfully disappointing. Where are the romance, passion and mutual grooming as in your last piece? It’s a cold dank Sunday and I need more of Bert’n’Sazza, And if I can’t have that I’d like the King in full on whinge mode “Well, good news everybody. I bloody loathe my job right now. I can feel my body becoming distended from the excess bile even now I’m home.”
Oh my god! A woman!
Sorry – I was waiting for Bert in a room, as Sam suggested…
A room!
I thought he said “Get a broom.” Oh bloody hell! I’ve been sat up all night with a patio brush in my hands, a little confused I must admit, but nonetheless looking forward to whatever broom-related amusement could be had.
Anyway, sorry about that Sarah. I hope your evening wasn’t a complete disappointment. I know mine wasn’t.
Who knew that a broom was all I needed to make me happy.
“Putting the funny in cricket”.