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A trio of keeper-mustards! Who doesn’t want (Kiran) More?
PS: I hate mustard.
Only three? I’m afraid that’s not quite (Ben) Cutting the mustard for me.
I’ve got a great mustard-related cricketing joke for you. How did Phil Mustard’s girlfriend know he was a ‘keeper? It was the gauntlets he’d frequently wear.
I note the plea in this week’s Badger for more spotteds… maybe this would be the perfect outlet for an anecdote about Colin the Big Man.
Most likely. Email us at the Badger address in the newsletter.
Disappointed that the Gloucestershire Old Boy, Ernest English Mustard wasn’t mentioned.
Played 1 match in 1909 at the age of 35 – scored a 2 and a duck; didn’t bowl.
Thanks for filling in at the last minute, Ernest – any mate of the Barnett boys is a mate of ours. No need to worry about fees – club’ll cover it.
Desmond Mayonn-Haynes
Richard Ketchup-borough
*Drops mic*
*Picks mic back up. Apologises.*
Alastair Brown Sauce.
Worcestershire sauce.
Andy Guacamole(s)
Sambalastair Cook
Jos Butter
Peter Mayonnaise
Hashim Amba
Kachumbari Richards
Dennis Piccalillee
We were trying to come up with a piccalilli one. Dennis is with hindsight obvious and an absolute belter.
Srinivinegarvasaraghavan Venkataraghavan
Bob Holland-aise
Venkatapathy Ragu
Chimi(churri) Anderson
Do you want “cricketer spotted” reports that are a couple of years old and my memory of exact events is a bit hazy?
Have you not been paying attention? That’s EXACTLY what we want.
Adil Horseradishid
Tobasco Roland-Jones
Papricky Ponting
Eddo Brandy Butter
Basil D’Oliveoil
Moeen Aioli
Gentle Mann’s Relish
Dijonty Rhodes.
Ellyse Peri-Peri. Cricketers do love Nando’s, after all.
Might as well delete this now.
The timestamp saves your ‘awaiting moderation’ comment from oblivion and this explanatory comment saves Gareth from plagiarism.
“HP”, where the H is one of those stupid morphed half-one-thing-half-the-other capital letters that prats with personalised number plates use if they couldn’t quite spell their own name out.
Ellyse Perry Peri. “Hot stuff” etc.
Ashley Chillies
Andy Béchamel
Will Béarnaise
Graham Onions Gravy
Jake Ball/Samic Patel
Teriyaki Alderman
Jake Ball/Samic Patel is genuis.
Great minds Mike B…
Mohammad Tsatsiki? Sorry if anyone else has said him
Let’s be honest; a piece begging for discussion on condiments soon descended into saucy comments – I’m as guilty or more so than most.
Still…what’s sauce for the Gooch is sauce for the Gambhir.
I’ll get my coat.