The latest from Old Trafford

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1. That old entry contains what I think is still my favourite ever King Cricket paragraph:

   “3am – We awake to find that the Beer Badger has already visited. In addition to taking all of our money and doing something in our mouth, the Beer Badger has brought a profound sense of our own worthlessness which is quite astounding in its clarity.”

2. We wrote that at 3am with a stinking hangover.

   We’d hate to think that was when we did all of our best work. It would make our working habits a bit arduous.

3. I do all my best work at 3am, either hungover or still pissed, which is a shame because I’m a primary school teacher.

4. Any update on progress with the beer snake?

5. Our contact became increasingly unreliable, Ged.

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