Posted by The Tests are over, the weather’s cooling down, we’re nearly out of bank holidays. It’s about this time of year that all our thoughts turn to suicide – but wait!
Before we wade through the pessimism of another laboured one-day series, there’s a redeeming feature.
There it is, midway down the most recent TMS blog post by producer Adam Mountford. Actually, we say ‘midway down’ but it’s pretty close to the end. In reality it should be in the very first paragraph. In fact it should be the frigging headline:
“… with contributions from South African broadcaster Neil Manthorpe.”
They may not know how to spell his surname, but they do know how to employ him – and that’s the main thing.
We’re going to make it all the way into September in the company of the author of The Beer Drinker’s Guide to Losing Weight
It’s really weird how the Tests have finished so early this year – why did they start so early, in rain-affected mid-May?
They did it because they hate you. It’s why they do everything.
They do everything because they hate ME? I had no idea I had so much influence.
I’ve just bought Amazon’s last copy of The Beer Drinker’s Guide To Losing Weight. HA!