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You’ve got to feel for England’s bowlers. How were they supposed to react to Shane Watson?
By the way, King. The following from TMS yesterday:
Matthew Hayden: “I’ve always thought that momentum is key”
which nicely brings together your three greatest obsessions in one.
Bert
Dan suggested to the King yestereday that there needs to be some permanant repository during the ahses where we can all share our hayden gems.
Further evidence that this is essential
Also, i realise that i havent capitalised haydens name. This demostrates the level of respect i have for the man-ape
I just had to send King the following gem
His opening line on TMS: –
A little bit of a frown has come over the face of one Matty Hayden who is supporting Australia biasedly
He said that? That is awesome.
We’re working on the Hayden repository and should have something sorted by Monday. It’s not too late then, is it?
Anyone know if he’s working the next two Tests?
It needs a good name, like The Matthew Hayden Memorial Library of Truth, or something.
He did indeed
i almost choked on my coffee when I heard that!
What about simply ‘When Matthew Hayden executes his speaking skills’?
Or ‘The Matthew Hayden Guff Repository est. 2009’.
I see Boycs and shitface Hayden have had a spat in the TMS box!
He said Boycott’s batting style “emptied cricket grounds” and Boycott walked out of the commentary box with “I don’t need comments like that at my stage.”
Each in their own way, they’re both annoying twats.
Don’t mention ghosts to Watson!
THE MATTHEW HAYDEN BIBLE
…….should be the title.
boycs should’ve given haydos a serve