King Cricket

September 13, 2007 Pakistan

Shahid Afridi starts his World Cup

2 minute readBecause the Twenty20 World Cup is Shahid Afridi’s, surely. Against Scotland yesterday, he hit 22 off seven balls, which is actually useful in Twenty20 cricket and then took 4-19, which is useful in any form of cricket. We originally thought that Twenty20 cricket wouldn’t show Afridi in his best light.

September 13, 2007 Australia / Zimbabwe

Australia lose to Zimbabwe

< 1 minute readWhat’s this in our underwear? It’s urine. It’s gallons and gallons of urine produced during uncontrollable laughter at how Australia lost to Zimbabwe in the Twenty20 World Cup. It’s been a long time since anyone’s really been able to remark upon an Australian defeat. There was England’s win in the

September 12, 2007 Pakistan

Shoaib Akhtar attains fiftieth headline since he last played a game

< 1 minute readAt least the recent news proves that Shoaib can still hold a bat. We were starting to wonder whether he was actually a cricketer at all or just some sort of soap opera character planted to raise the profile of the Pakistani national side. We’ve included a picture of him

September 12, 2007 South Africa / West Indies

Twenty20 World Cup starts with South African win

< 1 minute readAnother day, another cricket World Cup. We think this one’s likely to be better than the 50 over one though. Many of the things that were wrong with the 50 over World Cup don’t apply here. It’s shorter, only lasting a couple of weeks. It’s only got the big teams

September 11, 2007 Australia / Regulars

Stuart MacGill with some bird on his arm

< 1 minute readHo ho ho. It’s an actual… Ah, you get the drift. Let’s discuss whose bird’s the nicer: Kevin’s or Stuart’s.

September 10, 2007 England / Regulars

Kevin Pietersen with some bird on his arm

< 1 minute readHo ho ho. It’s an actual bird. We weren’t really referring to a woman as a bird because that would be demeaning. We were just alluding to that usage – which is of course perfectly acceptable. Worst post ever. Good job there’s absolutely no chance of our ever making this

September 8, 2007 England / India

A one-day series that was actually good comes to an end

< 1 minute readEngland and India drew their seven match one-day series after the final match at Lord’s ended in a tie. India batted first, Sachin Tendulkar scoring every single one of their 92 runs. In reply, England fell to 0-9 until Jimmy Anderson spirited up an unbelievable rearguard action scoring 92 by

September 7, 2007 India

Sachin Tendulkar is still miles better than everyone – especially you

< 1 minute readIan Bell is one of England’s better one-day batsmen. He’s quite experienced now having played 53 one-day internationals. During this time he’s hit 1,854 runs. That’s a lot of runs. You’ll never hit that many. However, Ian Bell is a shrimp, a gnat, or even an atom when compared to

September 6, 2007 England / India

Robin Uthappa totally unarsed by insane amount of pressure

< 1 minute readWhat is it with ridiculously young Indian batsmen? They just think they can come over here and chase down 300 plus one-day scores without so much as a hint of knock-kneed panic or paralysing defeatism. Yuvraj Singh and Mohammad Kaif are prime examples and yesterday Robin Uthappa, 21, shrugged his

September 6, 2007 England / India

Luke Wright’s debut

< 1 minute readWe were moaning about Matt Prior as opener the other day. When Luke Wright was called up to the England squad, it opened up the possibility of his opening up some possibilities through opening… up. He didn’t and Matt Prior scored six, so Wright didn’t do his opening ambitions any

Hope you don’t mind, but here’s my take - much the same as yours only with more words…… https://jwthedilettantepolymath.substack.com/p/county-cricket-commences …….best…

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He'll be making his uncle Pato very proud

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Daisy and I showed our faces at Lord's this afternoon. As did the sun. https://ianlouisharris.com/2025/04/04/a-short-afternoon-visit-to-lords-on-the-first-day-of-the-season-middlesex-v-lancashire-4-april-2025/ Bliss, it was, despite...you know...the…

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