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March 4, 2008 England

Phil Mustard unconventionally fields a Pietersen drive

< 1 minute readSo Phil Mustard’s dropping the balls into the bowling machine and Kevin Pietersen’s driving the ball. Pietersen gets hold of one and Mustard takes it in the face. Anyone who’s so much as held a cricket ball in their hand will be wincing ever-so-slightly at that. Mustard’s had to go

March 3, 2008 England

Andrew Strauss is going to GET THE JOB DONE

< 1 minute readCeci believes that Andrew Strauss will “bring an air of orderly tweediness” to the England team. We’re of the belief that smoking a pipe is the most distinguished, gentlemanly act there is and Ceci has provided us with this just that Strauss-based reassurance: Look at that pipe. It says: ‘Enough

March 3, 2008 Australia / India

Sachin Tendulkar finds something he hasn’t done and does it

< 1 minute readNamely, score a one-day international hundred in Australia. Rohit Sharma may have played a major part, but he merely provided able and precocious support to the main man. It might be about the fifth time we’ve written this, but it doesn’t get any less true: Sachin Tendulkar is THE BALLS.

March 2, 2008 County cricket / West Indies

Jermaine Lawson signs for Leicestershire

< 1 minute readWe could just reproduce the article about Fidel Edwards signing for Worcestershire, but can we really be bothered reading through it and changing the names? It’ll be interesting to see what Leicestershire’s team will be like this season. At present they’re an intriguing mix of old, experienced foreigners and virtually

March 1, 2008 England

Another post about Andrew Strauss

< 1 minute readIt’d be better for everyone if Andrew Strauss got dropped again. We wouldn’t have to write about him and you wouldn’t have to read about him. Strauss retired out with 104 in the second innings of the warm-up match against a New Zealand Selection XI. Frankly, he shouldn’t have been

March 1, 2008 Bangladesh / South Africa

Graeme Smith and Neil McKenzie set world record opening partnership

< 1 minute readOpening partnerships are the most boring kinds of batting partnership – especially if it’s the first innings. There’s no context to the innings and you’re removing any doubt about the rest of the game. Let’s face it, after 415 runs without a wicket, it’s either going to be a South

February 29, 2008 Australia

Jason Gillespie’s retirement

2 minute readJason Gillespie has effectively retired. He’s going to play in the ICL and that C in place of a P is the difference between making millions for no real sacrifice and making slightly less for being banned from first-class cricket. The IPL being the sanctioned Indian Twenty20 league of course.

February 29, 2008 Australia / India

Get on the edge of your seat

< 1 minute readAustralia v Sri Lanka today might be a meaningless dead rubber, but on Sunday it’s FINALS TIME. Australia and India might have played four one-day internationals against each other already, but they weren’t FINALS. Now its serious. Previously, both teams were only concerned with getting to THE FINALS. But now

February 28, 2008 England / Regulars

Strauss being conspicuously indifferent to Strauss’s selection ahead of Owais Shah for England’s final warm-up match before the first Test against New Zealand

< 1 minute readA catchy title, we think you’ll all agree. It’s been a while since we received a picture of an animal being conspicuously indifferent to cricket – TOO LONG, in fact. There are a whole host of animals who have not yet expressed their indifference to this great game. We’ve never

February 27, 2008 England

Andrew Strauss is a favourite, Owais Shah less so

< 1 minute readWe don’t want to get anti-Andrew Strauss because we quite like him, but his selection in England’s team for their final warm-up worries us. Either it’s his last opportunity to earn a place in the Test team or favouritism’s crept in. Strauss was dropped because of poor form and hasn’t

Ah, that's pretty recent. Some of our 'new' clothes are ten years old.

Daisy and I saw a wonderful play entitled (and about) Pomona: https://ianlouisharris.com/2014/11/15/pomona-by-alistair-mcdowall-orange-tree-theatre-15-november-2014/ I was going to write "quite recently", until…

Pomona is not just a stop on the tram, it also gives its name to the Pomona Island Brew Co,…

Oh and looks like Sam Cook's going to be playing the Zimbabwe Test. Probably should have thrown that one in…

Woah there. Stop trying to pin us down to one particular array of opinions.

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