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October 5, 2008 Australia

Jason Krejza’s bowling figures

< 1 minute readThere’s a fine tradition of Indian batsmen being introduced to opposing spinners, shaking their hand before punching said spinner squarely in the face without warning. And then doing it again. And again. This usually happens before the spinner even appears in a Test. Sachin Tendulkar instantly decided that Shane Warne

October 3, 2008 Regulars

Laurence prepares for a nailbiter

2 minute readIt is the final match of the season. We have to win and I have been entrusted with the pivotal number 11 slot. As the last batsman, all will hinge on my performance. Our opponents bat first and I am permitted to field from the dressing room, where I can

October 2, 2008 Uncategorised

Top ten Ashes players of all time

< 1 minute readPatrick Kidd’s already started his fiendishly exhaustive build-up to next year’s Ashes series at The Times’ Line and Length blog. He asked us to supply a top ten of influential Ashes characters, so we did. Our top ten is a personal one really. We didn’t want to produce a boring

October 2, 2008 Match report

Surrey v Northamptonshire match report

2 minute readMarmazet writes: When I arrived at Oval tube station, I had a sudden and horrible realisation that I had forgotten to buy my lunch at the local shop. Eating a BLT and crisps is the main reason for going to the cricket really, cos my mum would probably make some

October 1, 2008 County cricket

Rob Key making the diving stop of his life

< 1 minute readVin sent us this. It is too exquisite for words. Officially we should admonish Vin for the use of the pie, because Rob doesn’t like fat jokes. Unofficially, we think that if someone’s going to take the time to do a Rob Key picture of this standard, they can do

September 30, 2008 County cricket

Kent’s relegation to division two of the County Championship

2 minute readKent don’t look like a second division side to us. Quite apart from the Rob Key factor – which decides the matter and draws a line under it in itself – there are so many other decent players and so few poor performances. Kent won four matches this season –

September 29, 2008 Extras

Coming soon on King Cricket

< 1 minute readLaurence Elderbrook has one more match left this season. We were quite pleased when his reports were met with initial apathy, because the man’s a bell-end and we wanted to get rid of him. Unfortunately, some of you seem to have warmed to him, so we’re having to find a

September 29, 2008 County cricket / West Indies

Durham’s championship winning batting

< 1 minute readDurham’s bowling attack is getting all the attention, but don’t forget that they’ve prepared pitches to suit it and their batsmen have had to bat on those very same tracks. Not many of Durham’s batsmen have prospered. Most of their 2008 averages aspire to mediocrity. Of Durham players who’ve played

September 28, 2008 County cricket

Durham win their first County Championship

< 1 minute readCounty champions are sometimes garlanded with caveats in the wake of victory, but Durham deserved their win. Regardless of weather and the occasionally misleading influence of bonus points, Durham were the best side. Quite simply, they won more games than anyone else and that’s what the game’s about, isn’t it?

September 26, 2008 Regulars

Laurence shows his mental strength

2 minute readI am due to bat at number 10. How can I impose my will on the game from there? What is the point? When the time comes for Laurence Elderbrook to take his stage, I am fast asleep. Roused by a team mate, I lash out with an arm to

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Looks like he’s decided to take them to the no girls allowed club. https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/no-wags-family-on-tour-bcci-disciplines-india-after-disastrous-australia-series/ar-BB1rppVU

After my previous disastrous attempt to opine on the line, I should probably hold my peace. But surely Dusty is…

This is a valid question.

At what point does over-conspicuous indifference cross the line into... er, difference? Because Dusty feels like he's skirting mighty close…

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Hats off to Harry Brook’s very particular ‘steamrollered pancake pitch’ set of skills