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England’s 2010 fixtures

< 1 minute readThe unstoppable fun train is careering around the UK during summer 2010 and no mistake. England will play no fewer than 13 one-day internationals. This commitment to 50-over cricket has been reinforced by the ECB’s parallel decision to not play any 50-over county cricket ever again. Instead, county cricketers will

August 27, 2009 Match report

Twenty20 Finals Day match report

3 minute readLemon Bella writes: Indian Skimmer and I went to Twenty20 finals day at Edgbaston. It didn’t go well. In retrospect, we think we were punished for going against our principles and attending a match at Edgbaston. We have a history with Edgbaston. Edgbaston hates us and we hate Edgbaston. First

August 26, 2009 England

England fast bowlers have short lives

< 1 minute readFollowing Andrew Flintoff’s Test retirement, Steve Harmison is now making rumblings about leaving the international game. He says his body couldn’t last the 18 months that would take him up to the next Ashes series. Steve Harmison is 30 years old. Flintoff has been in hospital about once a fortnight

August 26, 2009 Australia

Why Australia lost the Ashes

< 1 minute readThe thing about Australians is that when it comes to the crunch situations, they’ve got no backbone. It’s because of how they’re brought up. They’ve got a gentle, sunny climate, they’ve got a high standard of living and they’re all too well off. They don’t have to endure any hardships,

August 25, 2009 Uncategorised

An Ashes T-shirt to help you gloat

< 1 minute readThe Swann v Hauritz 2010 Ashes T-shirt from the King Cricket shop: Available in various colours, with ringer and long-sleeved options. Prices start at £12 for the value white version. It’s the perfect T-shirt for the 2010 Ashes. Buy it here.

August 25, 2009 Uncategorised

Outstanding Ashes bet

< 1 minute readBert writes: I have a standing bet of twelve bottles of red wine on the Ashes with an Aussie mate, so I sent him this picture this morning – nothing else, no comment, no title. I find that gloating is best done in a minimalist way.

August 24, 2009 England

Andrew Strauss moulds the world into a shape of his choosing

2 minute readIt’s the shape of a club with nails sticking out of it and he’s clumping towards Australia with it, looking like Daniel Day Lewis in Gangs of New York (although Strauss hasn’t got the nauseating stench of an unbearably dull film accompanying him). It seems such a long, long time

August 24, 2009 England

England 2009 Ashes victory gloating to last all week

< 1 minute readWhen Australia first landed in the UK, we renounced level-headed reportage in favour of mindless jingoistic cheerleading. Many of you might have thought that this reached a peak when we asked ‘are England going to win the Ashes?‘ last week and concluded ‘yes, of course they are’. But they did,

August 23, 2009 Australia / England

Winning the Ashes isn’t shit

< 1 minute readThat was nice, wasn’t it? Did you enjoy it?

August 22, 2009 England

Jonathan Trott’s Test debut

< 1 minute readBy any stretch, Jonathan Trott’s Test debut has gone okay. Making a hundred on your debut is generally considered to be satisfactory. Making a hundred when you arrived at the crease with the score reading 39-3 on a day when 15 wickets fell – that’s better than satisfactory. Doing all

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After my previous disastrous attempt to opine on the line, I should probably hold my peace. But surely Dusty is…

This is a valid question.

At what point does over-conspicuous indifference cross the line into... er, difference? Because Dusty feels like he's skirting mighty close…

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Lord Megachief of Gold 2024

Are we already watching peak Harry Brook?

Suffering centuries: Six bowlers who conceded extraordinary Test hundreds

Hats off to Harry Brook’s very particular ‘steamrollered pancake pitch’ set of skills