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November 9, 2010 England

How many times will England become airborne?

< 1 minute readWe only ask because they’re hitting the ground running with alarming frequency. After Ben Hilfenhaus looked forward to a sprint landing last week, some of you questioned our assertion that cricketers no longer know what ‘hit the ground running’ means. Well, consider this new evidence. England’s captain’s had a go

November 8, 2010 Pakistan

What does Zulqarnain Haider say?

< 1 minute readZulqarnain Haider literally says: “leaving pakistan cricket because get bad msg fr 1 man fr lose the match in last game.” But what does he ACTUALLY say? Can anyone help us? What does that mean? Pakistan won their last match, so this Facebook message is a bit confusing. Why has

November 7, 2010 New Zealand

Chris Martin loses the knack

< 1 minute readChris Martin has always struck as being a good bowler with a knack for not taking wickets. Opening the bowling in India and dismissing Gambhir, Dravid, Tendulkar, Raina and Dhoni in no time at all, it’s safe to say he no longer has that knack. Or perhaps he now has

November 5, 2010 Regulars

Laurence Elderbrook imparts some wisdom

2 minute readAs the overseas professional (unpaid), my influence extends beyond the field of play. I am proud that I have brought a little something to my Australian club beyond my stellar on-field contributions. I am not just the most important player at the club. I am a role model and mentor

November 4, 2010 County cricket

Chris Read meets Paul Allott

< 1 minute readBert sent us these, plus some other pictures and some text. We left out half the pictures and then changed one of the lines to make the whole thing more repetitive. This gives you some insight into our “style”. Chris Read’s day just gets better and better. Here he gets

November 3, 2010 Australia

Australia’s worst losing streak of all time

< 1 minute readHaving lost to Sri Lanka in the first one-day international, Australia are now on their worst losing streak of all time. Admittedly, we have discounted a few of their wins to reach that conclusion, but it still counts. Sri Lanka were 107-8 chasing 240 for victory and still won. The

November 3, 2010 England

Dr Pietersen, he talks with the animals, talks with the animals…

< 1 minute readLike most people, we’ve always assumed that Kevin Pietersen was a trained zoologist. That was proven this week when he offered this insight into the workings of the animal kingdom when talking about the Australian cricket team: “They’re a wounded animal at the moment and you know what happens when

November 2, 2010 Extras

We could be the ECB’s positivity guru

< 1 minute readWhat? We could. Just because we know that the world’s an unremittingly bleak place where crushing disappointment follows crushing disappointment doesn’t mean we can’t pretend that it isn’t. Just because we can’t bite into a sandwich in the middle of the day without thinking about how the sun’s now going

November 1, 2010 England

An interview with an England cricketer

< 1 minute readNo-one in particular, it’s just ‘generic England cricketer’. “It’s going to be tough in the Ashes, but we’re all looking forward to it. We’re going to enjoy the tour and we’re going to enjoy the experience. The great thing about this group of players is that we’re all really, really

October 29, 2010 Regulars

Laurence Elderbrook gives a lesson in opening the batting

< 1 minute readMy memory of last night is a tad hazy. My knuckles are wrapped in bandaging and I think I must have thumped a table in delight when the captain announced that I was to open the batting today. For his part, the captain is missing this match after some sort