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September 14, 2015 Uncategorised

Brian Close hadn’t heard of flinching

< 1 minute readWe’re not really old enough to know Brian Close the cricketer, but we know the legend. He was the youngest man to play for England and he will also be remembered as the bravest. In light of what’s happened to other cricketers since Close, it isn’t really right to glorify

September 14, 2015 England

Eoin Morgan hit on the head with a bouncer

< 1 minute readWe’re proud to say that we were at the worst international match of the summer yesterday. We sensed it wasn’t going to be a rip-snorter from the moment when Jason Roy was given out for the second time in the first over. At least it was sunny. We’ll do a

September 12, 2015 Australia / England

England’s one-day matches result in runs, apparently

< 1 minute readHere’s a freakish stat via Cricinfo’s S Rajesh: Since 2006, matches hosted in England have seen the third-highest run-rates in one-day internationals (ODIs). It doesn’t seem right, does it? Granted there are only a handful of countries hosting ODIs, so it’s not third out of a big bunch, but England

September 10, 2015 County cricket

Yorkshire take the second of a hat-trick of County Championship titles

2 minute readIt’s oddly reassuring that Yorkshire should win the title again. It provides the kind of clarity that is rarely seen in English domestic cricket. We can state with some conviction that they are the strongest county at the minute – stronger even than Herefordshire. When a team does well one

September 8, 2015 England

Steven Finn leaps like a crested salmon

< 1 minute readMany things happened in the third one-dayer between England and Australia. James Taylor made a hundred. Alex Hales put a fake walrus head on. Good shots were hit, good balls were bowled. There may even have been a six at one point. We don’t know. Sixes are passé. We don’t

September 7, 2015 Australia / England

UK considering military action in wake of Stokes dismissal

< 1 minute readDavid Cameron has not ruled out bombing raids against Australia in response to Ben Stokes being given out obstructing the field in the first one-day international. However, the UK Prime Minister says that a large-scale deployment of ground troops is unlikely. “Maybe if it had been a mankad and they

September 6, 2015 Australia / England

Ben Stokes out obstructing the field

< 1 minute readWe haven’t seen this incident yet, but it appears to be big news. That happens whenever someone’s dismissed in a weird way and when there’s also a ‘should he have been given out?’ element, you effectively get two stories for the price of one. As far as we can tell,

September 4, 2015 County cricket

Promotion day in the County Championship

< 1 minute readThere are still two matches to go in the second division of the County Championship, but somehow we already know both the counties who will be promoted. What this basically means is that the other seven teams in that division were sufficiently crap that they failed by a distance. There

September 2, 2015 Australia / England

Six things to watch out for in the first England v Australia one-day international

< 1 minute readLet’s do a match preview like proper cricket websites do. Except for the fact that most of the headings are longer than the sections they relate to, we think we’ve done this right… 1. Jason Roy will ‘show intent’ but won’t get all that many runs We hope he does

August 31, 2015 Australia / England

Cameron Boyce fails to purchase sourdough

2 minute readDo you know how far it is from Australia to England? Miles. Absolutely bloody miles. Do you know how long it takes to complete the trip? Ages. Absolutely bloody ages. Cameron Boyce flew from Australia to England for this match. He bowled one over. It went for 19. He didn’t