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Is broad and pudgy and malleable like plasticine. It’s an amorphous, wobbling built-in cushion so he can lie down anywhere and feel comfortable.
ankylosing spondylitis?
Would like to petition for an additional team for the Stanford thingy – the International Stout XI (managed by Mike Gatting)
G Smith (cap’n and burgermeister)
J Ryder
J Kallis
Jimmy Ormond
M Boucher (w/k)
Matt Walker
Mark Ealham
Inzaman Ul Haq
Shane Warne
Dwayne Laverock
Romesh Powar
What – no room for the mighty Rob Key then??!!
I have the mind set of an England cricket selector….
Kallis is currently worth 2 slots on account of his giant arse. There are only so many places on the team bus!
Do I have a ‘lumber’? And does it need supporting?
Too many spinners.
No, but you do have a lumbar and it does need supporting.
“Too many spinners.”
Kind of inevitable, no? Players with the sort of girth we’re looking for wouldn’t be able to stop if they attempted anything upwards of medium pace.
“Bowls a heavy ball”, indeed.