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Is the cat still stuck?
My cat never drinks and drives.She is a dab paw with screw drivers.
Hi
I work with the Barmy Army and follow your blog. You have asked the questions that the press dare not! Although maybe not the cat’s fault, it was apparently some builders who did it accidently.
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this is an extraordinary development. either hayley is a real person or a very convincing spambot.
I’m gonna go with spambot. Everyone knows The Ashes are played in Summer….
Yes but no but while we have winter here it will be summer in Australia.
More importantly, are we to see pictures of Graeme Swann’s cat showing indifference to any of the following:
* cricket
* Graeme Swann
* screwdrivers
* floorboards
* sports cars
* traffic cops?
And why would you need a screwdriver if your cat was under the floorboards anyway? The best way to lift floorboards is surely to use a bolster or cold chisel to lift a board from one end, and then a claw hammer as a lever. No screws involved.
Unless of course, the cat has screwed her/himself to the joist .