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I particularly ‘like’ how it’s a completely different colour from the rest of his hair.
Looks like he’s stuck it on – rather patchily – with PVA, like one of those bad ‘disguises’ from a 1970s TV series.
He’s definitely giving off a “pubes ‘n’ glue practical joke victim” vibe.
What you can’t see is his red trousers and £10 bowl of muesli just out of shot.
I agree – the extreme weirdness of it comes from the fact that the hair on the top of his head is so carefully and neatly coiffed.
I think Warner’s barber simply forgot to sort out the beard…
…or spent so long on the upper-barnet he ran out of time to tidy the strange.
I can’t see the MCC stewards letting Warner through the Grace Gates looking like that.
Is his tee-shirt made of yellowy-orange sandpaper, btw?
Strangely, a Facebook friend has just shared this link with his universe:
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/how-to-tell-a-friend-with-a-beard-they-look-like-the-ultimate-twat-20190321183757
“I wrote”!!? I don’t expect such poor grammar from this website. 🙄
See below (great username, by the way).
“I wrote”?? “My latest”??
See, this is what writing about the Warners of the world does to royalty.
We can only apologise. We wrote this immediately after the piece itself and clearly forgot to flick the collective editorial voice switch. Also we’ve been ill. It’s not an excuse.
With the possible exception of Bagnold’s Long Range Desert Group, that kind of unruly neck growth doesn’t pass muster.
Warner has long been an admirer of beards. Why else would he have lashed out at Joe Root for wig abuse?