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Category: South Africa

September 12, 2022 England / South Africa

Ollie Robinson’s wicket celebration is becoming very familiar

2 minute readOllie Robinson doesn’t do his pointing upper-cut celebration every time he takes a wicket, but he does it often enough that it certainly feels like he does. Plenty of bowlers have had signature celebrations over the years – little sequences of actions they reflexively do in response to each dismissal.

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September 9, 2022 England / South Africa

Rain and reign and the annual carry-over Test

< 1 minute readIs this a thing now? Is the scheduled last Test of each summer forever destined to be played the following year? We’re jumping the gun here, but there’s at least some sort of a chance we’re going to have to run a Sim Series here, isn’t there? After first rain

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September 7, 2022 England / South Africa

It’s Harry Brook’s turn at the bar

2 minute readAfter one innings victory apiece, the third and final Test between England and South Africa will surely end up either a high-scoring draw or a low-scoring tie. England’s new number five, Harry Brook, would presumably prefer the former as all things being equal that increases the chances he’ll make a

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August 22, 2022 England / South Africa

Ben Stokes should probably try and nail a second draft of England’s game before promising to rewrite Test cricket

2 minute readIt’s good to be ambitious and open minded and not hidebound by the past. It’s maybe not quite so smart to talk about how you’re going to rewrite how Test cricket is played – particularly if you’re England. Ben Stokes has mostly spoken well since he took on the captaincy,

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August 18, 2022 England / South Africa

Did you see… Dean Elgar elbowing himself out?

2 minute readThe scorecard says Dean Elgar was bowled by James Anderson. The scorecard is keeping a lot of important detail to itself there. To recap what happened, Anderson hit Elgar on the thigh, the ball bounced back towards the bowler, only for Elgar to inadvertently elbow it backwards again. The ball

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August 16, 2022 England / South Africa

Is England v South Africa a series we should care about?

2 minute readIt’s the fun question that now launches all series and tournaments: “Why should I care about this?” When there’s wall-to-wall cricket, nothing can be taken for granted – these days you have to take the time to work out which matches actually matter. No matter how seriously a team says

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March 30, 2022 Australia / England / South Africa

Who will lose to Australia in the World Cup final?

2 minute readWhen we put together our Essentials Calendar last month, we figured we’d turn our attention to the World Cup at this point. We thought our gaze would shift from the West Indies v England Test series at the perfect time and we’d catch a big, exciting finish to the tournament.

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March 1, 2022 South Africa

On this evidence you’d have to say the Mark Boucher situation is galvanising South Africa

< 1 minute readGalvanisation is a tricksy process. Sometimes you need an extra ingredient. A week or so ago, we pointed out how going on tour with a coach who’s been charged with gross misconduct didn’t seem to be having a galvanising effect on the South Africa team – which is what captain

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February 18, 2022 New Zealand / South Africa

On this evidence you’d have to say the Mark Boucher situation isn’t exactly galvanising South Africa

2 minute readSouth Africa coach Mark Boucher has been charged with gross misconduct by his employers. The hearing isn’t until May 16. This is a slightly odd way to embark on a Test tour. The charge is a pretty hefty one. Racism, basically. Former team-mate Paul Adams (of frog-in-a-blender bowling action fame)

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January 13, 2022 India / South Africa

Marco Jansen can both bat and bowl but looks like he can do neither

3 minute readSouth Africa v India has been an excellent series that has thrown up some really significant talking points. King Cricket being King Cricket we’d instead like to focus on one of the insignificant ones: Marco Jansen and how awkward he looks. If you’ve not been paying attention, Jansen is South

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