< 1 minute readThis is cricket-related. Stick with it. Supporting a football club is basically just supporting a business. It feels like supporting Sony or someone. However, we can still watch international football. We can still watch the World Cup. On Saturday, we watched England’s footballers give a performance of such breathtaking ineptitude
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Kevin Pietersen’s tough life
< 1 minute readKevin Pietersen is leaving Hampshire. “Geographically, it just doesn’t work – I live in Chelsea.” Our commute isn’t that bad, but unlike Pietersen we have to do it far more than once every two years.
Continue readingSteven Finn asks for trouble
< 1 minute readIs everyone sick of reading about how Steven Finn could be McGrath-esque? “McGrath is someone I’ve always idolised.” – Steven Finn Thanks Steve. Thanks a stack. It’s just an off the cuff remark to you, isn’t it? You don’t seem to realise the consequences of what you’ve just said. You
Continue readingShahid Afridi might smash a hundred
< 1 minute readWith Shahid Afridi, it’s not about what will happen; it’s about what might happen. Pakistan might need 20 an over, but if Shahid Afridi has got a bat in his hand, that’s not beyond the realms of possibility. In order to maintain this feeling, Afridi occasionally needs to do something
Continue readingJames Anderson can’t be arsed with Australia ODIs either
< 1 minute readHe doesn’t say that explicitly, but that’s the gist. “It would be a perfect time to be playing for our counties in the Twenty20 competition, especially while the two overseas players are involved, but it’s out of our hands and we have five one-dayers against Australia to try and cope
Continue readingDale Steyn and Morne Morkel add chilli, thyme and allspice
< 1 minute readAny sign that fast bowling’s back in fashion is good, but does the victim have to be the West Indies? Dale Steyn took 5-29 and Morne Morkel took 4-19. Great stuff, but you feel bad for who’s on the receiving end. It’s like eating lamb. It’s delicious, but it’s best
Continue readingOf course Craig Kieswetter’s in the England one-day team
< 1 minute readThe BBC go with ‘Craig Kieswetter keeps England one-day spot’. Cricinfo have got ‘Craig Kieswetter and Ian Bell earn ODI calls’. In what world is this news? Craig Kieswetter hit a hundred in his last one-day international and was man of the match in his last Twenty20 international – the
Continue readingOverturning Shoaib Malik’s ban was the best decision
< 1 minute readWe’re using ‘best’ to mean ‘funniest’ there. Of all the player punishments to have been reversed by the PCB in the last few weeks, the reasoning behind the Shoaib Malik decision was the best. Lest we forget, Shoaib Malik was banned for a year for being a negative influence on
Continue readingThe Point at Old Trafford Cricket Ground
< 1 minute readWhat do you make of The Point? We think it looks like an old-fashioned fan heater – only red. A friend of ours thinks it looks like someone’s knocked over a toaster – only red. It’s not bad. Some cricket folk are getting a bit carried away with what it
Continue readingThe latest from Old Trafford
< 1 minute readAt 13.22pm, we received word that the crowd had begun construction of the first beer snake. Due to a reduction in staff, production is slow, but overtime may be on offer for those willing to work late.
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