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September 28, 2021 England

Moeen Ali was a magnificent malleable peg who filled countless holes in the England Test team

2 minute readWe’ve often joked about Moeen Ali’s willingness to take on any pretty much any job for England. Any format, any role, bat or ball, Moeen would give it a go. This means there’s quite a lot of ‘what might have been’ in response to his retirement from Test cricket. But

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September 22, 2021 England / New Zealand / Pakistan

Easy-to-cancel tours and the mindless narrowing of cricket’s horizons

3 minute readIt’s always been the case that some tours have been easier to cancel than others. Assorted pressures mean cancellations are coming thicker and faster at the minute. What are the implications of this? Earlier this month, we wrote that the threshold for binning the Old Trafford Test was lower than

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September 11, 2021 England / India

You can stop short of all-out cynicism and still accept that the threshold for binning the Old Trafford Test was lower than normal

3 minute readHave you ever agreed to go to a thing and secretly not really wanted to go to the thing? Maybe it was a thing you’d ordinarily enjoy – like a meal out with a friend – only you also had a whole bunch of other stuff on that week and

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September 8, 2021 England / India

Virat Kohli can pick the ‘wrong’ team for Old Trafford and it probably won’t matter

5 minute readTeam selection is a fun thing to talk about before a Test match, but sometimes it really isn’t that important. We tend to view selection decisions through a prism that refracts everything into right or wrong. But cricket doesn’t exactly work like that. In any given Player A versus Player

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September 6, 2021 England

Burns, Hameed, nothing much going on – and only then ‘the good bit’

2 minute readPlaudits to India, but this match featured a really weird and memorable passage of play that was pretty much nothing to do with the tourists’ magnificent performance. On the fourth evening, England’s openers delivered some incredibly generic, low octane Test match batting and we somewhat unexpectedly discovered that this really

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September 3, 2021 England / India

We heartily endorse Rory Burns’ run-out appeal body language

2 minute readYou know what they say: ain’t no run-out appeal like the run-out appeal that comes in the immediate aftermath of a drop. With all due respect to Chris Woakes’ bowling and Shardul Thakur’s batting, the highlight of day one of the fourth Test was unquestionably Rory Burns standing astride an

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September 1, 2021 England / India

How far will England’s Plan A actually carry them?

2 minute readThe flipside of everything going pretty much exactly to plan is that this is a thing that almost never happens. The best laid schemes are forever ganging agley and so what are you going to do when you’re back in the real world where absolutely everything goes wrong absolutely all

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August 30, 2021 England / India / Uncategorized

The almighty cumulative power of Joe Root’s nothing shot

2 minute read“Oh that’s a nothing shot,” they say – but only when you get out to it. We were thinking about this particular shot of Joe Root’s after watching the BBC highlights the other day. The BBC highlights are an hour long and with no ads, it’s what you might call

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August 25, 2021 England / India

Who will provoke whom into provoking them in the third Test

< 1 minute readWe’re not saying either England or India goes out there looking for a fight. We are however saying that quite a few of the players have a keen eye for provocation and could probably uncover a bit of it even if they were sentenced to solitary confinement. “It just showed

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August 18, 2021 England / India

Will Sam Curran ever get the chance to prove himself not good enough?

2 minute readSam Curran is a weird one. You’d be unlikely to pick him purely as a batsman. You’d be unlikely to pick him purely as a bowler. You wouldn’t pick him if he were a right-armer. You wouldn’t pick him if he were a few years older. But there he is

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