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May 30, 2022 England

Ollie Robinson’s no longer back-to-back

< 1 minute readGreat news, England fans. Ollie Robinson’s come up with a far more efficient way of getting through his very many injuries and illnesses. To recap Ollie Robinson’s recent fitness record: a back spasm in Hobart; three missed Tests in the West Indies for much the same reason; a tooth infection

May 26, 2022 England

Ollie Robinson’s back

< 1 minute readAs in his back – his actual back. Also Jofra Archer’s back, Saqib Mahmood’s back and Matt Fisher’s back, as well as Mark Wood’s elbow, Olly Stone’s ankle and Chris Woakes’ knee. There’s a bit in Kilimanjaro: Going for Broke when one of the four disabled climbers lists how many

Let’s try and work out what the team playing against New Zealand this week should be called

3 minute readA First Class Counties XI is playing New Zealand this week. First Class Counties XI is not a good team name. The issue here is that this is not a Lions team because the Lions team is England’s formally recognised second-string. The First Class Counties XI isn’t even third-string really.

May 18, 2022 England / Uncategorized

Why we’re celebrating the first England Test squad of the summer

4 minute readIt was the first England Test squad announcement of the summer today. You may well have something to say about some of the specifics, but can we please first just stop and celebrate the annual ritual of picking apart the coming Test season before it’s even begun. Near the start

May 16, 2022 County cricket / England

Runs and running things – mop-up of the day

2 minute readOur loosely-held editorial guideline of “no-one cares what you think” isn’t necessarily one that drives productivity at what is, fundamentally, an opinion website. It means there’s a whole bunch of recent news stories we haven’t covered because no-one cares what we think. The County Championship Let’s start with the latest

May 9, 2022 England

England batters: mystery of the odds

2 minute readWe have in recent years aimed for coherence, clarity and accessibility in our opening paragraphs. It’s tough to take that approach today though because we’ve accidentally written a headline that reads like the title of an obscure B-movie or computer game. It’s the tagline bit that does it. It’s got

April 28, 2022 England

Ben Stokes to vie with Eoin Morgan for use of Ben Stokes

3 minute readWe very much hate announcements of announcements. You know – when they announce that an announcement is going to be made and also exactly what that announcement will be. Hopefully by the time you read this Ben Stokes will have officially been announced as England Test captain and we can

April 27, 2022 England / Features / New Zealand / Sri Lanka

Five Test wicketkeepers who quite often didn’t actually do any wicketkeeping

6 minute readIf you want to be highly regarded as a wicketkeeper-batter, one of the smartest things you can do is not actually keep wicket in a whole load of Test matches. At what point do you become a wicketkeeper? How frequently do you have to don pads and gloves and chunter

April 19, 2022 England

This is surely the very worst place to get an assessment of Rob Key’s suitability for his new England job – but here’s one anyway

5 minute readWhen we think about some of the decidedly non-newsworthy Rob Key related things we have reported on down the years, it is pretty clear to us that we will have to say something about him becoming the managing director of England men’s cricket too. To give a handful of largely-picked-at-random

April 15, 2022 England

Joe Root steps down to give England an exciting new problem

5 minute readThe England Test team is going to remain awash with problems for quite some time to come. The best you can hope for as a fan is that they at least keep those problems fresh and interesting. The Joe Root captaincy problem was getting a bit stale, so at least