2 minute readWe stand by everything we said yesterday. We never said England lacked eggs, only baskets. There have always been plenty of oeufs in the new ball basket and Jimmy Anderson is adept at using them. Take three wickets for one run and additional receptacles seem superfluous – particularly if you
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The pitch may well be unacceptable…
< 1 minute readBut complaining about it is even more unacceptable. If England didn’t have quite so many eggs in the basket marked ‘steady accuracy’ things might be rather different. A truly fast bowler would be nice. A leg-spinner going for runs but making the occasional breakthrough would be handy. A bit more
Continue readingJoe Root makes a hundred on The Day of Inevitable Fifties
2 minute readFor a while it seemed as if no-one would make it all the way – even if it had felt inevitable that several of them would get halfway. Trott was out for 59, Cook for 76 and then Ballance for 77. They were creeping closer and it was Root who
Continue readingStuart Broad has left the building
2 minute readOr at least last week’s Stuart Broad has. Everyone get their stuff so we can move somewhere else lest he returns and finds us again. We did suggest in the comments to that piece that the real Slim Stuart might again stand up. He had bowled a handful of quicker
Continue readingWest Indies v England, second Test, day one – anger and amazement
< 1 minute readIt’s been a long time since we reduced the broad spectrum of human emotion down to either anger or amazement. Let’s bring back that flawless rating system to assess various aspects of day one of the second Test. Angry England’s bowling attack. We’re perfectly happy about the return of Bowling
Continue readingWhat we got from working with James Anderson
2 minute readThey always say of Twenty20 cricket that it’s ideal for modern lifestyles because we’re all so busy these days, as if everyone’s got oh-so-many important things to do all the time and all those labour-saving devices have had no impact. It’s probably true though. We are busier. We’re busy watching
Continue readingAlex Hales makes use of the door handle
2 minute readThey always talk about players ‘knocking on the door’ when it comes to England selection. Then, when a player makes a really compelling case, they say he pretty much knocked the door down. Alex Hales seems inclined to take an even more straightforward route into the team. He’s just going
Continue readingSo that’s why Jason Holder’s going to be Test captain
< 1 minute readIf you envision the next Chanderpaul, the first thing you picture is a younger version of the current Chanderpaul – a crabby, left-handed batsman who has Chanderpaul’s face and Chanderpaul’s oversized cricket gear. What you don’t picture is a two metre tall right-hander who’s actually a bowler. Nevertheless, Jason Holder
Continue readingGary Ballance sloughs his skin
< 1 minute readGary Ballance doesn’t so much score Test hundreds as cut them. Short and wide, fair enough, but our Gary seems to play the shot to middle stump half volleys as well. Fair enough. Whatever works. Ballance isn’t the only England player who appears to be sloughing his horrifically stained World
Continue readingThe day of Jermaine Blackwood and James Tredwell
2 minute readWe feel moderately confident naming it this, because it doesn’t seem so likely that there’ll be another such day when not just one, but both of these players have a sizeable impact on a Test match. James Tredwell, for one, might never play another Test. This is sad and if
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