< 1 minute readLosing a match is bad Being out LBW is bad Being out first ball is bad Being out first ball of the innings is bad Dislocating your shoulder in the outfield is bad At least Stephen Moore can console himself with the fact that he’s not Giles Clarke.
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The Twenty20 Cup is about to get good
< 1 minute readWe just thought we’d warn you all about this fact, because chances are you lost interest in the Twenty20 Cup about a month ago. After 10,000 mostly pointless matches, we’ve managed to trim 18 teams down to eight. However, there are four matches today and tomorrow we will be down
Continue readingA worrying Rob Key development
< 1 minute readThanks to Bradders for pointing us towards this: But also not thanks. Pretending things are guns is never cool. Somebody will have told him to do it, but that doesn’t matter. Rob could have gone for bat-as-guitar or bat-as-snooker-cue even. Both would have been better than bat-as-gun. There’s the sunglasses
Continue readingThey’ve wedged in some County Championship fixtures
< 1 minute readShit! They’re playing County Championship matches. How did that happen? We’d checked the fixture lists and had therefore been slacking off because it’s only the Twenty20 Cup and we can’t really be arsed with that until they’ve finished the crappy group stages. But knock our chicken and chorizo sandwich to
Continue readingThe Point at Old Trafford Cricket Ground
< 1 minute readWhat do you make of The Point? We think it looks like an old-fashioned fan heater – only red. A friend of ours thinks it looks like someone’s knocked over a toaster – only red. It’s not bad. Some cricket folk are getting a bit carried away with what it
Continue readingStephen Moore and Sajid Mahmood
< 1 minute readDurham aren’t the only team who are currently muddling by with about one and a half batsmen. Lancashire’s current mediocrity is largely due to a batting order that starts at six with Steven Croft and ends at seven with Glen Chapple. Actually, that’s not fair. Sajid Mahmood has been playing
Continue readingWhat’s happened to Durham this season?
< 1 minute readAs we pointed out yesterday, Durham’s season isn’t a complete catastrophe. Two wins, two draws and a loss isn’t the end of the world. (The machines haven’t even managed to produce a single robot cricketer yet, so the end of the world’s months away.) That said, Durham are increasingly prone
Continue readingFantasy Cricket Administrator League 2010
2 minute readBert writes: Everyone in my office is currently all abuzz about the prospect of a Fantasy World Cup. I wondered if anything similar existed for our favourite pastime. Sadly it appears not, so I have felt the need to invent one. Welcome to Fantasy Cricket Administrator League 2010. What you
Continue readingRob Key double hundred
< 1 minute readIt’s not exactly on a par with the 221 he hit in a Test match against the West Indies, but Rob Key‘s 261 off 270 balls against Durham today has added a cheese garnish to the plate of cured meat that was England’s World Twenty20 victory. That’s our version of
Continue readingSajid Mahmood actually takes five wickets
< 1 minute readDo you know how rare that is? Lots of smart-arse Mahmood critics will say that they do know, but that’s not really the point we’re making. Saj Mahmood has spent a good portion of his career bowling first-change for Lancashire. When there are good bowling conditions, he might pick up
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