2 minute readNow is not the time to analyse. Now is the time to look at Joe Root’s losing-the-Ashes face. Oh, England have lost the Ashes, by the way. Don’t know if you’ve heard. Before we look at Joe Root’s losing-the-Ashes face, it’s worth pointing out that you have to be a
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The day James Vince didn’t edge one
< 1 minute readIt had to happen eventually. Today was the day James Vince finally managed to avoid edging one to slip. And it was so easy to avoid. All he had to do was persuade an opposition bowler to aim a 90mph delivery about a foot wide of leg stump only for
Continue readingWhere is Stuart Broad, the tall, experienced bowler who should, on paper, be getting a wicket or two Down Under?
2 minute readThe pitch is flat, say tetchy England fans. This is the short version of the recurring Test match question: the pitch is flat, so what are you going to do about it? England went with a bit of fast-medium. After that, they tried a bit more fast-medium, then a bit
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England end up looking a bit fast-medium
< 1 minute readThings getting a bit fast-medium is pretty much our worst nightmare when it comes to watching England. We might start using the phrase in other contexts. “How was dinner?” “It was… fine…” “Fine? What does ‘fine’ mean?” “Well, you know. It was just…” “What? It was just what?” “It was
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The four stages of Steve Smith’s recurring metamorphosis into a batsman
2 minute readSteve Smith is not a good batsman. Not always. Very rarely, in fact. As far as we can tell, he’s generally only half-decent at the moment bat strikes ball and only very rarely before or afterwards. Here are the four stages Smith passes through for every single delivery he faces.
Continue readingThe Waca blunts Australia’s best bowler
2 minute readThe most significant question ahead of the Waca’s final appearance as an Ashes venue was not whether or not it would recover the pace of old – because it clearly wouldn’t – it was whether or not the ball would turn. The Waca is Australia’s most over-hyped pitch and the
Continue readingEngland are too passionate
2 minute readCan we be the first to accuse them of that? People reflexively go the other way, accusing losing teams of lacking commitment, determination or heart, but it’s almost always the exact opposite. As we’ve written before, passion is not a cure-all. Passion drives you to things like losing all perspective,
Continue readingIf Ben Duckett tipped a drink over someone’s head, here’s what England should do…
< 1 minute readSay so. They should say “Ben Duckett tipped a drink over someone’s head.” This occurred to us while we were watching BBC news this morning and the reporter was listing England’s “alcohol-related incidents.” The terminology conjured a real ‘everything’s totally out of control’ feel, even though at least one of
Continue readingMoeen Ali to get into bowling rhythm by not bowling in warm-up match
< 1 minute readMoeen Ali is the only member of the second Test team who will play England’s latest warm-up match. He will do so because a side strain at the start of the tour left him short of overs. He won’t bowl. England are presumably of the opinion that Moeen will be
Continue readingThree reasons why Australia will more than likely collapse at the Waca
2 minute readAustralia do like to collapse. Amid all the talk of conditions, bowling attacks and Steve Smith’s runsome proclivities, this is the one thing in favour of the tourists. England like to collapse too, of course. They just have to hope that they do it less frequently – or at least
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