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David Warner’s beard is probably worth talking about at least just a little bit
< 1 minute readDavid Warner looks like the top half of his head spent a year at home and the bottom half of his head spent a year in the literal wilderness. The top half of the head has been drinking frappuccinos and eating plenty of vegetables. The bottom half of the head
Continue readingRejoice! Cricket 19 is coming out on PC, PS4, Xbox One and Nintendo Switch and player likenesses are still slightly funny
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Continue readingJustin Langer really doesn’t give a toss if everyone in the entire world is making fun of him for using the word ‘elite’ all the time
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Continue readingIt’s not Shaun Marsh’s fault that he’s good enough to play Test cricket for Australia
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Continue readingAre India brilliant? Are Australia shit?
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Continue readingHave Australia fans become paranoid about opposition ball tampering yet?
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Which of Australia’s three banned ball-tamperers is being the most annoying (and which of them is being the least annoying)?
3 minute readThe Tamperer was an Italian dance music act. They had a number one with Feel It. The most memorable element of Feel It was that the bridge section (there wasn’t really a chorus) went: “What’s she gonna look like with a chimney on her?” There you go. There’s a nice
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Australia were far and away the funniest cricket team in 2018 – but who was their MVP?
7 minute readThe story of international cricket in 2018 is really just all the stuff that happened with Australia. This seems a bit narrow and exclusive for an end-of-year retrospective, so we thought we’d instead focus on all the funny things that happened in 2018 to try and broaden it out a
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