< 1 minute readIf you haven’t already seen it, our latest piece for Wisden is about Mark Wood and the weighted, weighty decisions faced by current England cricketers. The crux of it is this: if Mark Wood doesn’t (a) fluke his way into the Test side for the two Tests against New Zealand
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Steve Smith the ball-eater and other stories: England’s ODI series win over Australia in old-school stats
2 minute readRemember averages and strike-rates? We do. Let’s take a look at some of the meat and potatoes stats for England’s 4-1 one-day series win over Australia. Steve Smith ate balls The Australian captain ate up 148 deliveries over the course of the series and yet paid his team back with
Continue readingJoe Root goes big, Australia fall short
< 1 minute readBefore the fourth one-dayer between Australia and England, the at times nauseatingly partisan BT Sport Twitter account asked which of three England batsmen would “go big” – Jason Roy, Joe Root or Jos Buttler. ✅ Roy ✅ Root ✅ Buttler Who will be the man to go big tonight? ????
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What does Lloyd Pope’s hair say about his leg-spin?
2 minute readLloyd Pope took 8-35 to knock England out of the Under-19 World Cup and he’s done a bunch more eye-catching stuff since. This is Lloyd Pope’s hair. You may also notice something hanging off the bottom of it. That thing is Lloyd Pope. You may feel that a man’s hair
Continue readingEngland’s one-day bowling strategy shows up everything that’s wrong with their Test approach
< 1 minute readSpeaking about England’s Test bowling attack this week, Steve Harmison managed the rare feat of deploying the word ‘unit’ in a halfway meaningful way. He told Sky Sports that England have to, “make sure that at any one given time they’ve got skill factor with the new ball, an X-factor
Continue readingBen Stokes has been charged with a crime which apparently means he should become available for England again
< 1 minute readBen Stokes was suspended from international cricket while the Crown Prosecution Service decided whether or not to press charges relating to the Bristol scuffle. Now that they have decided to charge him, he’s once again become eligible for selection. We have no real opinion on whether or not Stokes should
Continue readingWe’re not going to write about Jason Roy
< 1 minute readJust read last week’s Wisden piece again with this innings in mind. Jason Roy played five first-class matches last season.
Continue readingEngland’s worst-ever run of Test debutants?
< 1 minute read“Not so much a lack of good players, as a lack of opportunity for many good players to gain the experience needed to become very good.” Slippery and awkward as it is, we can see this becoming a new catchphrase of ours. It’s about recent efforts to select viable England
Continue readingA guy who may or may not truly be called Bert fills us in on the latest instalment of his long-running Ashes bet with some Aussie
2 minute readBert writes: OK, hold onto your hats. I can now reveal the result of the latest Ashes Bet between me and my Aussie mate. The result is… He Won! Yeh alright, since the bet is on the outcome of the series this has been known since December, but why should
Continue readingShoulda, coulda, woulda – five things England got wrong ahead of the 2017-18 Ashes
4 minute readWe were originally going to present this article as being the views of Captain Hindsight, but when we started to write it we realised that half of England’s problems were actually fairly easy to see in advance. So while some of what follows comes with the benefit of knowing how
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