< 1 minute readHaving lost to Sri Lanka in the first one-day international, Australia are now on their worst losing streak of all time. Admittedly, we have discounted a few of their wins to reach that conclusion, but it still counts. Sri Lanka were 107-8 chasing 240 for victory and still won. The
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Dr Pietersen, he talks with the animals, talks with the animals…
< 1 minute readLike most people, we’ve always assumed that Kevin Pietersen was a trained zoologist. That was proven this week when he offered this insight into the workings of the animal kingdom when talking about the Australian cricket team: “They’re a wounded animal at the moment and you know what happens when
Continue readingWe could be the ECB’s positivity guru
< 1 minute readWhat? We could. Just because we know that the world’s an unremittingly bleak place where crushing disappointment follows crushing disappointment doesn’t mean we can’t pretend that it isn’t. Just because we can’t bite into a sandwich in the middle of the day without thinking about how the sun’s now going
Continue readingAn interview with an England cricketer
< 1 minute readNo-one in particular, it’s just ‘generic England cricketer’. “It’s going to be tough in the Ashes, but we’re all looking forward to it. We’re going to enjoy the tour and we’re going to enjoy the experience. The great thing about this group of players is that we’re all really, really
Continue readingMark Greatbatch assesses New Zealand’s performance in Bangladesh
< 1 minute read“We played like dicks really.” Punditry is far from dead.
Continue readingStuart Broad’s going to need…
< 1 minute readMore ties! From Stuart Broad’s Twitter feed: “There can’t be a worse advert at the moment than Just For Men! ‘I’m gonna need more ties!’” We are currently in a ‘love’ phase in our ever evolving relationship with the ‘more ties’ advert. Broad probably watches less cricket than we do,
Continue readingWho is Xavier Doherty?
< 1 minute readWho ISN’T Xavier Doherty? Friends of ours will tell you that one of our less endearing characteristics is a propensity to ask meaningless rhetorical questions when responding to direct requests for information. Friend: “Which turning is it?” Us: “Which turning ISN’T it?” Friend: “Where did you get that prosciutto from?”
Continue readingEngland v Pakistan at the Oval – match report
2 minute readString writes: I went to the fourth day of the Pakistan test at the Oval with Price, Dandy Dan and our friend Will. Anticipating sun, and wanting to protect my thinly covered scalp, I decided to wear my Ashes hat from the 1993 series. My Dad bought it for me
Continue readingHow the ECB made its BIG DECISIONS about county cricket
< 1 minute readECB Bod: Right, okay. We’re here to sort out this mess that we call county cricket. First of all: what’s the problem? ECB Fella: Well it’s too much cricket, isn’t it? We’ve commissioned 15 studies, asked the players, asked the media, asked the fans, asked this guy with sticks in
Continue readingThe average one-day series
< 1 minute readSome players injured, some players rested, ‘trying out options’ ahead of the World Cup, introducing younger players. The reasons are varied, the teams are shit. Take a look at the Australia team from their last one-day international and then take Mike Hussey out as well, because he’s going back to
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