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mmmmm SA masseur ….
mmmmm Shaun Tait’s face ….
All of the above? And, by listening to M. Hayden’s statements?
The pickle brained fucknut’s correction facility. Seeing him goe puce would be good.
Although, i’d laugh at that, so maybe not.
all of the above… at the same time…while writing abt cricket
A visit to Michael Vaughan’s “Art” Gallery.
At least it wouldn’t take long.
Post something along the lines that you no longer appreciate the talents of Rob Key.
You should be the Pietersen family nanny/nappy-changer for a few days.
Or the spokesperson for Durham CCC who explains to the angry members why their seemingly invincible team is all of a sudden getting rolled for a score like 121 batting first at home against woeful Kent.
Who reads you for the cricket?
Let’s cut out the ‘woeful Kent’ please. Use a more fitting term such as glorious or infinitely wonderful.
Steve Smith’s face. Look at that for a while. That’ll learn you.
I suggest the following, horrible punishment:
Find a co-worker/acquaintance* who is ridiculously obsessed with a long-running/overly complex* TV series and say the following:
“So, I’ve never watched The Wire/24/Lost*, but I hear you’re a fan. Can you tell me the plot since the first episode, pausing to explain why each event is so mind-blowingly ‘awesome’?”
*delete as appropriate
Plastering with Ashley Giles perhaps ?
Sharing a prison cell with Charles Colville for a couple of nights?