This represents so much of what’s wrong with the world.
England organise a penalty shoot out before a nets session #eng #EngvsPak ???? @jwsportsphoto – https://t.co/q9QOEDst5Y pic.twitter.com/Ojdiv2HJUE
— PA Images (@PAImages) August 26, 2016
You can’t even see the full horror from that. We saw it because it had been retweeted by Michael Vaughan.
‘Look, England’s cricketers like footy! They’re playing footy! They’re having pens!’
And just look at them all. Just look at their gleeful footy-playing faces. Just look at their footy-playing attire.
Jos Buttler has a cap on backwards. Other players are wearing hi-vis tabards – sponsored hi-vis tabards, no less.
For pens.
For footy.
If some dark-minded warlock felt moved to create the physical manifestation of ‘banter’, this would be it.
Bet they all had a pint each of crap watery lager afterwards as well.
Incidentally I am stealing and using that last line.
They were probably betting on the outcome as well. Via their phones.
Why subject us to this, KC? I’m off to set up a rival site, King Croquet where players warm up by playing cricket.
We’re in. Sign us up for the daily email.
Or Edwardian ‘Vigoro’ where players warmed up to play tennis and cricket by playing both at the same time. Gt pics on BBC website.
Ah, that’s glorious. This one makes us proud to be British.
Goran Ivanišević vs Nick Compton is quite fun though not as satisfyingly Edwardian.
http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/7879604/serves-you-right
For some reason, Bailout, that video reminded me of Terry-Thomas in School for Scoundrels film. Youtube: ‘School for Scoundrels – Tennis Match’. “Oh, I say, smashing cricket stroke!” Hard cheese!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rkft7p6kBEO
I always wondered why hard cheese is so expensive if it is considered a sufficiently bad thing to commiserate someone with.
Hard cheese with mangoes for the Compdog.
Someone woke up on the wrong side of bed this morning.
PS I’ve done a bit of proper cricket journalism. Click it if you like that sort of thing. Warning: it’s not funny.
https://learningisfunblog.wordpress.com/2016/08/26/moeen-ali-is-proving-doubters-wrong-says-cousin-kabir/
We’ll be the judge of that…
Kabir basically says Moeen was a talented baby.
So yes, hilarious.
By the way, “someone woke up on the wrong side of bed this morning” is a gnat’s pube away from saying “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays.”
Sorry. FWIW, I agree with you on everything.
Sorry for saying ‘FWIW’ just then.
FWIW, I just had to look up FWIW to learn that it means FWIW.
Just FYI you understand.
Fie!
FWIW I was just disappointed that I couldn’t turn Fwiw into some made-up far-flung holiday destination where they don’t play cricket.
STOP THE PRESS: Home of Corks no more!
Still the home of corks; it is merely the projectile element of Champagne-bottle-opening that has been prohibited.
Not sure whether this is health and safety gone mad, political correctness gone mad, both or neither.
Still, Daisy and I will be there today. We’ll be sitting roughly where I sat with KC and my other non-conformist mates, drinking screw-top still wine or beer opened in the KC party-trick stylee, earlier in the season. Slummers.
Never understood cricketers playing football to warm up for cricket.
Never understood:
“Her name is Egg Monroe, she’s older.”
Happy face punctuation.
Now there’s a reference.
Never let it be said that the comments on this website aren’t easy-to-follow and with broad appeal.
help please
I think it must be code, like ‘John has a long moustache’ for the D-Day landings or ‘Broadsword calling Danny Boy’ I could be wrong of course
You can look her up on FaceBook, she is from Poland and her catch phrase is “her names egg monroe shes older”.
I think someone thought her punctuation wasn’t up to scratch?
We remember it as a recurring comment on UK:Resistance.
Soz chaps. I’d just come off holiday and perhaps forgot myself. UK:R used to be my one-stop-shop for things I could do without actually working. Gary was God!
MS Dhoni: It was an amazing game. We couldn’t have expected more from the batting unit. The last ball, the thinking was right but the execution was wrong. Everything is judged by execution.
Maximilian Robespierre would surely agree.
He is dead you silly person
This exchange gave me giggling fits.
Poor old Dhoni.
For those who are curious enough to wonder what this is all about, but not curious enough to Google, it’s Windies v India in Florida.
Wait – it’s not even a new low! They’ve done it before! Despair-inducing times.