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“All right Mrs Benn. Is your Sulieman playing out today?”
That passes muster. Well done that man’s parents. We’ll go so far as to say it’s a magnificent name. See what we’ve done there?
6ft7in left-arm spinners don’t grow on trees. They ARE trees. It would be good if the TV cameras were a bit higher up when Sulieman Benn bowls, because he has a tendency to obscure the batsman with his gangling cack-handed follow-through.
At the time of publishing, Sulieman Benn had taken 1-29 off 22 overs on the first day of a Test. That’s some stingy bowling from the enormo-spinner.
why on the blue earth does a 6’7″ dude bowl vettories???
unfathomable…
ridiculous…..
stupid…
ICL!!!!
He’s a REAL west indian….to laid back to be bothered with a run-up.
May be he is just a big jessie.
If Mr Benn goes on to be written up as a player of the year in a well-known cricketers’ almanac, would that by any chance be…….
……the Wisden of Sulieman?
why on the blue earth does a 6′7″ dude bowl vettories???
Just because.
This has been another edition of simple answers to simple questions.
I can’t think about him without imagining him going to try on his new cricket whites and unexpectedly getting diverted to some far-off fantasy land via a fancy dress shop.
If you’ve no idea what I’m talking about, then (a) join the club, (b) go here.