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D Charlton writes:

It was my brother (G Charlton)’s stag do. We went to Bristol and watched the Twenty20. As is customary, he dressed as a morph. And he made some friends.

Do you see him?

By the end of England’s innings, the bloke at the back had said: “You’re allowed peanuts in, Orange, you don’t have to smuggle them.”

By the end of Sri Lanka’s innings, the bloke at the back had said: “I would. I would do Orange, I would.”

This was Orange’s view of the cricket.

He doesn't see you

OH NO!

Roelof van der Merwe just heard you haven't yet signed up for the King Cricket email...

...so he's on his way to see you!

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11 comments

    2. Yep, got him. I should have realised – he’s certainly got that Charlton look about him.

  2. Mentioning “the end of the England innings” seems a little excessive for a match report, DC.

    Still, the future is bright IMHO.

  4. We did, didn’t we! I didn’t expect him to have a west country accent either…

  5. He does. Little known fact about Alec Baldwin is that he was born and bred in Tiverton.

    He made the big move a few years ago and has now got a nice seaside property in Dawlish Warren.

  6. G Charlton is getting married tomorrow. Please wish him luck.

    The bride is wearing orange, I hear.

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