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Maybe he had a cricket mad younger sibling, who was better than him. To avoid humiliation he taped said sibling’s bat to the ceiling and taunted him.
At University some people in my digs did a similar thing with a particular noisy midget of a cleaner. They taped her Vacuum Cleaner to the ceiling, and, it’s fair to say, that shut her up.
Somehow fretting over toilet seats and bat taping don’t suggest a wild and lascivious bachelorhood…
Do men ever fret over toilet seats? This just confirms it – he is a nut!
I love Neil McKenzie. There’s a match report coming your way to explain why I love Neil McKenzie.