We’re getting closer, but we’re still not quite there. Send pictures of bats (or whatever) in unusual places to king@kingcricket.co.uk
Joe says:
“Here’s a picture of my cricket bat. It isn’t really in an unusual place – my hallway. It is, however, in two places at once, which I think is pretty unusual for a cricket bat.”
We asked if there was a story of EXTRAORDINARY RAGE behind its unusual appearance.
“Sadly, no. Just a rather limp medium pacer, a solid back foot push and the strange flapping sound of a previously sturdy bit of wood being held together only by two bits of bat tape. Then came a long bout of sulking.
“Rage did bubble up briefly when my wife saw it, burst out laughing and said: ‘Did you do a Ronnie O’Sullivan?’
“I calmed down hours later when I chose to believe her story that she’d deliberately confused cricket and snooker. A bit of me still isn’t sure though.”
The bat I used in The Rose and Crown incident ended up like that. Except with more blood on it.
Dreadful cheap tat those General Motors bats.
No wonder they need bailout money
I was sort of hoping you broke it on your wife
Is it better that she chose to confuse the two rather than she was just confused?